Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts

10.07.2012

Just for a laugh

Let me quote Ann Romney:

“Why should women be paid equal to men? Men have been in the working world a lot longer and deserve to be paid at a higher rate. Heck, I’m a working mom and I’m not paid a dime. I depend on my husband to provide for me and my family, as should most women… and if a woman does work, she should be happy just to be out there in the working world and quit complaining that she’s not making as much as her male counterparts. I mean really, all this wanting to be equal nonsense is going to be detrimental to the future of women everywhere. Who’s going to want to hire a woman, or for that matter, even marry a woman who thinks she is the same, if not better than a man at any job. It’s almost laughable. C’mon now ladies, are you with me on this?” 



SO ARE YOU??? ARE YOU... ARE WE WITH HER ON THIS?!!??!! 
#CrazyBitch
#BitchStupidAssBitch
#OldPunkassBitch
#OldDumbassBitch
#JustABitch



PS. Note that this article may be SPOOF/NOT REAL (says Google...)
PPS. But whatever. 
PPPS. If you think those hashtags are TOO MUCH, well they are lyrics from a song. Guess which!!! 
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Are you thinking....!? Which song......?????
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Yes! You're correct!  Roses by Outkast!!!! 
....okay. This guessing game was lame. I know. 
I'm sorry.
I just had a really rough day; I wanted to be perky.


9.16.2012

Having time

I now have so much time lying around that I can afford to take a quick few shots of myself (EW, HOW NARCISSTIC) before I leave the house.

Them black shorts that I've been wearing basically every sunny day this past summer was a DIY impulse project. I was lucky that they turned out alright. I just folded the sides up and pinned them after chopping the legs off... Idk how to sew. When my mom saw them, she almost cried. They used to be her treasured Versace jeans. Oops. #BadDaughter


Then later in the day, we hit up THE TEMPLETON on Granville Street for some dindins. YUUUUUMMY VEGAN FOODS!! Ahhhhhh!! Diner deco!!! AHHHHHHH, crushin' hard.


Them black headband is just a piece of elastic-y fabric. You can basically wind ANYTHING around your head, twist it, then brooch it! You'll have the headband you want for the day. Since all of your face is visible, you MUST put a little bit of effort on your face. So I even put colour on my lips and lined my brows all dark and all. Okay, if you massively failed at putting nice makeup on your face, you can always cover yer face with sunglasses. GOOD! THAT'S WHAT I DID.





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